Factual contra(diction) from the gelatinous pink noodle — Hello There I was asked to write a profile about myself, I was excited at first then swiftly remembered, this very task has always been my Achilles heel. An anti-magnum opus littered with C.V type references like; “a team player who works well under pressure”, multitasker, can type a million wpm, etc…

Four haiku: For the misunderstood — Palpable Beats… Entertain the truth Prepare well for the grateful, dine on perspective. Groove to your funky You’re a unique arrangement, frequency refined. Dance through the chaos In-spite of what’s reflected, maintain clarity. Bask in sapience When petty-bollocks is nigh, don’t let it consume. Thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this, check out…

Acrostic Poem — Simple Pleasures… Living in the richness of the moment Obvious ridiculously-unknown bliss Vulnerable comfort in no-security Evolves solely in pure alchemy Mighty in theory but small in appearance Overnight success vs institutional relic Nurtured fruit facilitating the masses Exists for all but exclusive in access Youth inspired maturity favoured Loving frequency accessible…

Free verse: The words we long to hear are not always an instant cure — Too Little, too Late… Today is brighter than yesterday’s shadow A damaged soul craves atonement… High notes sing golden words of the right thing. Intent and purpose mapped out for you, not I. Immediate release of all chokeholds that starved body, mind and spirit have been granted (I guess) A Mythical justice sought for a lifetime, served in real-time, absorbed lucid. I…

Hurt haunts the spirit like a purpose unfulfilled — You’re the liar ( yet ) you thrive You’re the liar ( yet ) you are loved You’re the liar ( yet ) you are supported You’re the liar ( yet ) you are shown grace You speak without pain You speak without verity You speak without dialogue You speak without remission…

Side effects only occur one day a year so don’t worry, your emotionless pumpkin will be back at midnight! — Hey you! Are you repulsed by the indiscriminate timeline bombing of couple selfies, support from your spouse and #relationshipgoals? Do you hope and pray for it all to stop? If only there was a telepathy-enabled, emotional draining machine which required zero speech, movement or presence to be activated?

A couple of limericks — I guess a prototype of sorts That’s cited in many a divorce Just get yourself an OAF As the stench will engulf Love you just can’t be fck’d to force Oh a shout-out from Dr Wit ThanQs! But I should admit On medium hiatus I just sat on my anus Dreaming of writing like…

A poem — Inside and out Do you love yourself everyday with fortitude and vigour continuously through times when that love is tested? Inside and out Do you feel that love… Do you trust it’s authentic… Do you believe the cadence of it… Do you need it to make sense… Inside and out Conflicting battles Each one serving to protect, opposingly deemed adversaries (but) causing death to…

Who wears the breeches in the Mont-Capulet manor now? — Act I It all began the morning of the fourteenth, when a gift-strapped Capulet, had nothing to give. Jules felt a little sad at the fact she had nothing to declare. (but then) Mercutio! She thought aloud, he’d know what to do as unfortunately, Jules was nay valorous when it came to surprises…